remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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