but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
