Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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