Buhtt sex?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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