if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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