Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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