Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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