that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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