No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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