West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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