Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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