if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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