12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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