i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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