apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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