This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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