his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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