Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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