i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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