I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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