Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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