The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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