Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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