I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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