she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
