I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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