I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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