The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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