What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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