Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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