Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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