Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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