So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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