Just cropdusted the office
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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