i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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