I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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