saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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