I love having hate sex.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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