Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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