look no pants
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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