In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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