Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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