she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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