I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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