im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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