Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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