Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
