a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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