i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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