Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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