Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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