2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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