Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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