i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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