So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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