Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
