ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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